naryrising:

Pros of being a Fandom Old:
- never have to worry about my mom finding out about my porn fic
- have seen it all before and give few if any fucks

Cons of being a Fandom Old:
- forced to work at actual job instead of writing fic all day
- have seen it all before and get regular “ugh not again” moments

dontkillbugs:

evilkitten3:

in order to save his mother who got sick after some dead bisexual guy woke up from a 100 year coma, a japanese-british-italian teen and his friends - a horny old man who can’t stop screaming, a gay egyptian fortune teller, a literal mother fucker, a french guy unable to go four minutes without fucking up, and the world’s saltiest dog - must defeat villains like bette midler, mariah carey, terence trent d’arby, and vanilla ice in incredibly tense challenges, such as:

• the “is this really a boat” challenge
• the “do you know literally anything about your friend” challenge
• the “can you not die from a bullet shot by the wild west version of a stormtrooper” challenge
• the “is the amount of sand in my eyes really worth not dying” challenge
• the “figure out if the car moving on its own is weird or not” challenge
• the “should we do something about these zombies or nah” challenge
• the “how long have we been walking and isn’t it kinda hot” challenge
• the “what if freddy krueger was remote controlled by a baby” challenge
• the “is this trap too obvious to be a trap and can you bond over watersports” challenge
• the “is it okay to throw dogs at blind people” challenge
• the “how gay can we make this look” challenge
• the “can’t read my pokerface” challenge
• the “can a noob beat a leet” challenge

and many more

Hi excuse me what the fuck does any of this mean